Hell, given the modern divorce rate, there are a lot of people who have had the knot tied who end up severing that cord and then go through long phases where they are single and ready to mingle. Statistically speaking, we're all likely to spend most of our adult lives as bachelors no matter our orientation. What's the best way to satisfy myself sexually?Let's be real, unless you're married you're not likely going to be in a relationship at a given time.