Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!ĭid I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? Oh! Then it was a rubbish bag after all! I know why I am single my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.īirdie birdie in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils.Ī girl phoned me the other day and said.'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Newsflash: The police are looking for a suspect whose smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they’ve already eliminated you from the enquiry… where do you think I should hide? I used to look for funny text messages and came up with the following: